Apartment for sale in Santa Lucía de Tirajana, Gran Canaria

The perfect house to live in... or so your brothers-in-law die of envy.

Located in a quiet area where you can sleep with the window open without your car getting stolen or being woken up by a march of honks, this three-story house has everything you need and more.

Quick rundown:

Built in 2007, but brand new. Yes, like when you buy a new car and it still smells like factory. But with rooms.

Garage for two cars. Or for one car and all the stuff you swore you’d throw out at the next move.

Spacious and bright living-dining room. Ideal for those sobremesas that start with coffee and end with “shall we have a drink?”

Independent kitchen. Here you can cook without sticking your arm out the window. Spacious, comfortable and ready for your croquettes.

Laundry area, toilet, pantry and backyard. Yes, like in movie houses. But without the family drama.

Three bedrooms upstairs. The main one is huge, and the other two serve whatever you want: kids, guests, office… or the “here I hide everything I don’t want to see” room.

One full bathroom and balcony to the outside. Natural light so you don’t look like a zombie while brushing your teeth.

Neighborhood. It’s not a trendy district and it doesn’t need to be. It’s quiet, with all services, well connected and close to everything. In other words, you don’t need a map to find a supermarket.

In short: This house is for someone who wants space, comfort, tranquility and to leave the brothers-in-law with a face of “but how did they snag this house?”

If you don’t like it, it’s fine. But if you do like it, move quickly before someone else beats you to it.